The Commonwealth of Swowianska Rodezja is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 339 million Slavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Słonecznemiasto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong Slavican economy, worth 29.2 trillion Pieniądze PĄZes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,225 Pieniądze PĄZes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, Swowianska Rodezja's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the Swowianska Rodezja Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Swowianska Rodezja's national animal is the Mulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swowianska Rodezja is ranked 271,635^th in the world and 111^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.